31 May 2012

Blog Milestone: 10,000 Page Views in May!

Blogger statistics are kind of confusing, but earlier today I signed in and I saw the following:

The table on the top right shows 9,698 page views during the last month, but the chart clearly shows 10,029 and that's good enough for me and Bobby McGee.

Admittedly, many of you who found my blog in the month of May were probably searching for pics to swipe for your own blogs or you came here in hopes of finding pirated material. You're welcome to the former, and I won't offer the latter. Here's a look at May's stats:

I confess, I'm pretty surprised that The Sopranos Season Six, Part II was the month's most viewed post since I wrote that back in October and it's been pretty dormant since then. I suppose someone out there has gone on a Sopranos kick? I'm less surprised that "Batman Returns & Rises: Comics Then & Now" was second, since anticipation for The Dark Knight Rises is starting to really escalate.

I'm very pleased, though, that the remainder of the Top 5 are more of my personal posts. "It's Not Me, It's Me" is an admittedly imperfect and bitter post on the frustrations I've had with relationships. "My Hate/Hate Relationship with Crohn's" is exactly that, and it's the first time I've told the complete story of my experiences with Crohn's to date. Lastly, "How to Be a Patient - Depression Edition" is part of my series on depression and while I'm sad that it's finding an audience, I'm also hopeful this means someone out there might find something helpful in what I've written. I'm also gratified that my second-most viewed blog post overall to date is "On Depression." That's the whole point of that series.

Anyway, I just want to thank you for reading and to again invite you to comment on any post that you find interesting. Come for the pics, stay for the discourse!

U.S. Statistics as Depicted with Action Figures

We've heard quite a lot about the One Percenters who own everything, The 99, The 56, etc. but I wonder how many of us really have a concept what that really looks like. To help, I filled a table with 100 action figures. Based upon recent census information, the current United States population stands around 314.5 million people. Ergo, the scale of this depiction is 1 action figure = 3.145 million people.

1 figure = 3.145 million people. Click to enlarge. Can you spot the One Percenter?
Just what does this signify, you ask? Well...

Want to know how many figures represent the totality of our active and reserved military personnel? You might be tempted to look at all those G.I. Joes on the left, or the clone troopers on the right and guess either group. You'd be overestimating by quite a lot. In point of fact, current personnel number around 3 million men and women, so...one figure. Go ahead, pick one. We'll let it be Chewbacca because not only is he a total badass, but a dependable total badass.

Panic-stricken evangelicals fear that the LGBT community is "taking over." Take a look at the table and guess how many figures are gay. According to a study by the Williams Institute at UCLA...three and a half. Assume those are the hologram figures (they're the three that are deep blue figures; two up front and one in the middle). The other half figure, we'll assume is also represented by Chewbacca because we know there are LGBT soldiers who can finally begin serving our country without suppressing their identities.

How many action figures are presently looking for work? As of April, there were 12.5 unemployed persons, constituting 8.1% of the labor market. That's four and a half figures. We'll round up and say that the Cantina Band represents those looking for work.

Health Care
Want to know how many action figures don't have health care coverage? Per the 2010 Census, 16.3 figures. You show me a Jedi, and I'll show you 3.15 million Americans who need health coverage.

This one's a bit tricky, because it's possible that a woman may have aborted multiple fetuses, but it doesn't really make much difference in this illustration because according to 2008 statistics, "1.21 million abortions took place in the United States." Assuming each abortion was performed on one woman, that's...half of an action figure. I understand that for many, even one abortion is too many and that's not an argument I'm trying to make. Rather, I think it's important to recognize that this is not presently an epidemic. There are some who would have you believe that all kinds of women are out there aborting babies left and right, and it's just not true. Even if you assume every one of those abortions was from a woman in the lowest economic bracket (and they most certainly were not), that still doesn't represent any kind of majority trend.

The One Percent
According to statistics cited by Professor Deborah Jacobs in an article for Forbes published last November:
The well known facts are worth reciting again: the top one percent of the country owns 34.6% of the wealth in total net worth; the next 19% owns 50.5%; the bottom 80% owns 15%.
One figure owns 34.6% of the wealth. Naturally, that One Percenter is Palpatine. You can't miss him; he's the old white guy in the middle of the table in red clothes, waving and smiling.  Combine him with the clone toopers, and those twenty figures own 85% of all the wealth. If you're not Palpatine and you're not a clone trooper, you get to divvy up 15% of what everyone has.

Of course, this isn't exact. There are overlaps among statistics. Surely, there are unemployed and uninsured members of the LGBT community. Even at least one clone trooper is probably gay, and Palpatine's left arm, too. Obviously, we expect the number of unemployed and uninsured to overlap tremendously, so you can probably assume not all Jedi are looking for health coverage because the Cantina Band is also looking for it.

Still, I hope this helps to put in perspective just how out of whack all our social crises are. We've got all those Jedi without health care coverage, the whole Cantina Band looking for work...and yet an entire political party cares about guarding Palpatine's money for him and freaking out over what three holograms want to do behind closed doors.

Here's what it looks like, with each of the above demographics identified.
Click to enlarge.

30 May 2012

"Star Trek VI" & "First Contact" Soundtracks

The first album I ever owned that was mine outright was The Transformers: The Movie soundtrack on cassette. I was seven years old. Soundtracks have interested me ever since. It's almost impossible to be a Trekkie and not have an interest in the rich musical canon of that franchise. My love for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country is well documented, so it should be no surprise that its score is among my all-time favorites. I can still remember buying it at a Camelot Music store. I can't be certain, but I think it was in Bashford Manor Mall. What I recall was balking at the mall store price, but knowing that it was really my only chance to own it so I ponied up two weeks' allowance.

I couldn't get over Cliff Eidelman's haunting score. The moody overture, the militant Klingon motif, the somber theme for Spock...and, of course, the rousing "Sign Off" and "Star Trek VI Suite" at the end were instant favorites. It stands out even now for how dissimilar it is from all other Star Trek scores. It's the least reliant on cheery sounding marches and I think that's why I love it so much. Maybe it's just because of years of listening to it as an album, outside the context of the film, but I find it stands as a very solid body of music. Director Nicholas Meyer famously wanted to license Holst's symphony, The Planets, but his music budget wouldn't allow for it. I'm well out of my depth discussing things like symphonies, but as best I understand them, Eidelman's score functions as one.

I decided earlier this year that for managing my depression in the face of divorce, I deserved to treat myself to La-La Land Records's 2-disc Batman score by Danny Elfman (another favorite movie and score). Shortly after I bought that, I learned that Intrada was going to issue a 2-disc, complete Star Trek VI. I had to have that, but it had to wait because I was broke when it went on sale.

Cut to March, when GNP Crescendo released with little advance warning that they were issuing the complete Star Trek: First Contact. It's hard to rank the Jerry Goldsmith Star Trek scores, but I feel confident saying that this one is up there with The Motion Picture and The Final Frontier. It's easily my favorite of his Next Generation movie scores, and I also wanted this. They're really the only two Trek scores I want badly enough that I would spring for the complete package (though I could be tempted into the two others I just mentioned).
The main title from First Contact stands as one of the most beautiful compositions in the canon. It's full of wonder and sophisticated in its way, too. "How Many Ships" is a brief cue I've wanted since 1996; it's the brief quote from Goldsmith's Star Trek: The Motion Picture theme that plays in the first appearance of the Enterprise-E. Most of the Borg music was farmed out to Joel Goldsmith, the composer's son. It's solid stuff, but it clearly bears his signature and not his father's. Both are now deceased, so I feel kind of bad saying so but Joel's music was always more of a low-budget TV aesthetic, inferior to the full orchestra sensibilities of Jerry.

Between the two, I preferred The Undiscovered Country, but GNP's First Contact score was limited to 10,000 units. That seemed high at first, but then I remembered that La-La Land's Star Trek V had a print run of 5,000 units and it sold out. I was afraid the higher popularity of First Contact would translate into me having to act quickly. That meant Star Trek VI would have to wait a while longer. At least, that's what I thought until I discovered I could order both through Amazon. I've accrued a modest amount of credit, partly through Swagbucks and partly through an act of generosity I have yet to discuss in this blog. Amazon had a sale price on First Contact ($15 instead of $20), plus by ordering from them I could avoid shipping costs (saving me another combined $8). I didn't want to dip into my Amazon credit for $40, but it was a nice way to snag both these scores without paying a penny out of pocket!

I've played both several times apiece since receiving them (VI had a head start because GNP refused to ship Amazon orders until Amazon stopped under-selling the CD). I'm quite happy to have both in my library, but I have to say I think Intrada did a better job with their release.

For starters, Intrada's Star Trek VI is a two-disc set. Disc 1 features every note of music from the film, along with some bonus tracks (including two takes of the music Eidelman composed for the theatrical trailer!). Disc 2 presents the original soundtrack album in its entirety, as released in 1991. The music was edited in several cases for the album release, to present a more cohesive listening experience. Inside the jewel case is a thick booklet with comprehensive liner notes about the film, its score and a track-by-track commentary. It's so thorough that the name of every musician is printed on the insert under the disc tray! GNP elected to feature only a still image of the Enterprise under the disc tray, with the musician roster published across two pages of their booklet (more on that in a moment).

Meanwhile, GNP's single-disc First Contact release isn't as "complete" as advertised. The original soundtrack album included Roy Orbison's "Ooby Dooby" and Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride." Sure, they're not part of the score, so I can begrudgingly give them a pass on their absences. Still, I would point out that La-La Land's complete Star Trek V includes its original soundtrack album on Disc 2, complete with Hiroshima's "The Moon's a Window to Heaven." There is precedent for including that kind of song on a complete Star Trek score release. Also omitted from both the original album and this complete version is "Moonlight Becomes You," performed by Julie Morgan in the Dixon Hill holodeck scene. It would have been nice to finally get that. Again, though, not part of the score so...whatever.

The booklet is a bit of a letdown, too. While there is admittedly a fine essay by Jeff Bond and John Takis, GNP elected to make their track-by-track commentary a PDF supplement on the web, which you can download here. When I buy the definitive, comprehensive soundtrack, I don't want to have to retrieve part of it from the web. Intrada devoted 28 pages to their booklet for VI versus just 16 pages from GNP. Their booklet includes a thorough essay also by Bond, track-by-track commentary and even the original album liner notes by Nicholas Meyer!

Intrada also bested GNP for album art. Their booklet for Star Trek VI includes an alternate cover printed on the back page, so you can reverse the booklet if you want. The alternate design features the original teaser poster artwork that I love so dearly. Conversely, GNP saw fit to bathe the First Contact album art with a green hue that became part of the Borg color scheme after this film, in Star Trek: Voyager. It's an unnecessary bit of tinkering. Intrada's text is also more elegant in its simplicity, whereas GNP's First Contact album is pretty cluttered.
Alternate cover
I don't mean to bash GNP's First Contact. It's a favorite score of mine, which I love enough that I ordered this edition of it. I don't know what difference it would have made to cost had GNP included all their liner notes in the booklet, or thrown in a second disc with the additional pop songs, but I can't imagine it would have bloated the cost beyond the $24.95 that other boutique labels have charged for their complete Star Trek soundtrack releases. They could have included the original album version on a second disc, and added "Moonlight Becomes You" to that. For that matter, I'd have been content with a bonus disc just containing the three non-score tracks! Alas, GNP elected to keep their costs down and their corner-cutting resulted in a few blemishes on what should have been an amazing CD.

Hats off to Intrada, though, for showing how it's done. Their release of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country is the CD soundtrack I didn't realize I wanted in 1991. My 13 year old self couldn't be happier.

23 May 2012

My Hate/Hate Relationship with Crohn's

I have been very candid in this blog about my experiences with depression, but it occurs to me that I haven't elaborated much about my experiences with Crohn's disease. What follows is what I wrote for a private Crohn's support group. I was reluctant to share it, but eventually I concluded that this belongs here.

As a child, I avoided lots of foods high in acid content, high in dairy content and things that were likely to lead to scar tissue. It was an instinctual thing, I think, though at the time I was interpreted to be "picky." In my teens and early 20s, it became more obvious that I had to run to the bathroom within minutes of eating. Coworkers once accused me of being bulemic, and only half in jest. It became worse, though like most Crohnies I downplayed it for a while. Where I'm from, that's "bellyaching" and griping about it just invites scorn. "Suck it up and quit your whining," the voices would say.

I was certain it was just routine psychosomatic stress from being in college, working at my family's shop and the flurry of activity that went along with having a new girlfriend. Once school let out for summer, I was certain things would calm down. Eventually, though, it reached a point where I decided I'd rather be teased for making too much out of my discomfort if it meant actually making it go away. I went to my doctor, her new physician's assistant ran some tests and diagnosed me with GERD and prescribed some Protonix for the heartburn. It helped for a very short time, but then that seemed to make no discernible difference in how I felt. I gave up taking the Protonix (my family couldn't afford insurance through our shop) and consigned myself to being miserable.

Then in the middle of the night, as my then-girlfriend was preparing to go to work (her shift started at 5 AM), I was in excruciating pain. I was curled up in the fetal position, shaking uncontrollably and incapable of making the pain even subside, much less go away. She called into work and took me to the emergency room. Eventually, the E.R. doc came in to tell me it looked like Crohn's, but that it would have to be a gastroenterologist to make the final determination. I was treated with IV fluids, steroids and antibiotics and eventually released to follow up with a gastro. who did, of course, confirm that it was Crohn's. I learned almost two years after my colonoscopy that they couldn't even finish that test because of the damage. The camera simply couldn't get through.

Life with Crohn's
I tried to manage to carry on with my daily life as best I could, allowing that Crohn's could and would be an interruption. I was, of course, hopelessly naive. I was only able to even complete my final year at the University of Louisville because my professors were all very understanding and supportive and elected to not hold me to their respective attendance policies. Had any of them wished to have me removed from the class roster and assign me a failing grade, they would have all been well within their rights to do so. I often came to class late and left early. Some sessions, I was there on time but spent the majority of class in the bathroom. More often than that, though, I was outright absent as I was incapable of even making the drive to campus.

As frustrating as that was, it was worse at work. As with school, I was often tardy, in the bathroom or outright absent. The only reason I wasn't fired was because I worked for my own family. Even then, though, they frequently complained about the short notice when I called to say I couldn't make it, 20 minutes before we opened. I couldn't know in advance when I would feel miserable or how badly. That uncertainty came to dominate my daily life.

Every bite of food became a game of roulette. Would this be the bite that put me in the hospital? Every visit to the bathroom was filled with anxiety. What if I saw a lot of blood? What if I had a blockage? It wasn't just that it was inconvenient and often painful. It became the bogeyman. Despite all this, my girlfriend was unfazed and we married 7 January 2006, between semesters of my final year.

Eventually, my family realized that it was impractical (if not outright impossible) to continue to operate the business. My mother's health had already forced her out of it and my grandmother was nearing her 70s. My uncle "worked" there, but he was the epitome of a useless employee. (I know for a fact he often closed the place down and left just because he got bored on the days when he was supposed to work alone.) Without me being 100% reliable, or even 90%, it just couldn't be done. So it came to be that our 20th anniversary year was also our final year. I still feel badly about that.

I tried to find ways to carry on in a worthwhile capacity, but the unpredictability continued to cause problems every step of the way. I missed at least three job interviews because of Crohn's. Before I even graduated with my bachelor of arts degree, I met with someone in the admissions office at the graduate school. I explained my medical situation and she told me pointblank that it was foolish for me to even bother trying to get my master of arts in education and go into teaching as I had planned. I would be lucky to even function as a student, much less could I handle the logistics of being a teacher. So much for the dream I'd been working on for several years.

Being a non-contributor was more than just a financial drain on my marriage. I had dealt with depression issues off and on since my youth, and eventually they overwhelmed me. This time, all the self-doubts and self-criticisms had their evidence to win their case. I really was worthless. I came to resent every day that I woke up. I came to my wife about all this in January, 2011 and we went to see my doctor. Over the next few months, we experimented with anti-depressants, but nothing worked. Each failure felt like one more door closing on me, pushing me down a hallway toward the inevitable.

I have always been interested in social events and politics, and the open hostility towards people like me vis a vis health care became another bogeyman in my life. I had no right to expect any help from anyone, it was selfish of me to even exist and the only decent thing for me to do was either suffer alone or go off and decrease the surplus population. I resented being alive and so too did my fellow Americans. Wolf Blitzer, moderating a debate of Republican candidates, asked Ron Paul what to do about a hypothetically uninsured patient. "Let him die!" yelled someone in the audience. The outburst garnered applause, but not one admonition from a single candidate. The message was clear: I should die.

Ultimately, my wife insisted I check into a mental health facility after my third near-attempt. It was tremendously helpful, but the morning I was discharged I learned that my wife was leaving.
For more on my hospitalization, see "Confessions of a Therapy Patient."
Since being discharged, I've made a point to speak out about my experiences because I know firsthand how troubling it is to feel isolated by these conditions. I can't treat anyone or help with the research or anything like that, but I can hopefully help people just not feel so alone, and maybe even demonstrate to them that there really is more to our lives than prescriptions, missed appointments and unpayable medical bills.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie"

Among the handful of blogs I follow is The Frame. It's written by a fellow Flickcharter, Jandy. She has a sub-series called, "He Says, She Says" in which she and her husband Jonathan alternate introducing the other to a favorite movie. He previously selected Wayne's World, so he's very much my kinda guy. Anyway, today she posted about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie and it drew out of me such a comprehensive reply that, when I discovered I hadn't actually discussed it here, I decided my response was worthy of being its own post on my own blog. Go read their discussion first, though, and be sure to comment there, too. It's okay, I'll wait.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Starring Judith Hoag, Elias Koteas
Based on Characters Created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird
Story by Bobby Herbeck
Screenplay by Todd W. Langen and Bobby Herbeck
Directed by Steve Barron

I still recall very clearly my mom taking my brother and me to see this at the now-defunct Showcase Cinemas in Louisville when it opened. That was a big deal in itself, because we didn't go to see very many movies at that point in our lives, and when we did, it was almost always at the second run theaters. We got there, though, to discover it was actually sold out! The corridors were packed with kids in TMNT T-shirts and I can even recall someone being in a Turtle costume. Maybe it was something the theater arranged, maybe it was an overly zealous fan; I can't say. Mom bought tickets for the next showing and we screwed off for an hour or so before returning. I think we went to have dinner. We got mini-posters from that screening, and I had mine for quite a while. I can't now account for its fate, though.

What struck me most in the movie was how little it resembled the animated series with which I was acquainted. This story was much less slapstick-y and clearly wanted to exist in the "real" world. There were no inter-dimensional beings, for instance, and Donatello didn't have a ton of outrageous gadgets. There is a skateboard in the movie, but it's just a regular skateboard. When you're 10, these kinds of things constitute "realism." I also wondered why they didn't cast the voice actors from the cartoon for the movie, since their voices were familiar to the kids in the theater and it was obvious that the actors in the suits weren't providing their own voices.

Somewhere along the line, though, I got past my milieu prejudices and was able to acclimate to the movie for what it was. By the time we left the theater, I had happily accepted it. I bought the soundtrack on cassette, which was awesome because it included Partners in Kryme's "T-U-R-T-L-E Power" from the end credits as well as an M.C. Hammer song not found on any of his own albums ("This Is What We Do"). When I recently made a Hammer playlist, that song had to go on it. I was given the movie on VHS for either my birthday or Christmas that year (having a December birthday, I can't always recall which occasion) at both my mom's and my dad's, meaning wherever I was on any given weekend, I had access to it. I couldn't guess how many times I watched it on tape.

Years later, a friend of mine and I would often ride around in her car singing along with "T-U-R-T-L-E Power." That occasioned one of my numerous misheard lyrics discussions. I could have sworn the line is, "Step on the Foot, now they're going into retraction." (Why that made sense, I can't say.) It is, in fact, "Step on the Foot, now they're gonna lose traction."

We spent a lot of Sundays with mom at malls, because they involved a lot of walking and window shopping - a cheap way to kill a day. We were almost always given a few bucks to spend at the ubiquitous dollar stores, and one day I found the First Comics collected edition of the first four issues of the original Eastman & Laird Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book. For a dollar, hell yeah I bought it! Very quickly, I understood that this was what the movie was based on, and it all made much more sense to me why they had made no effort to resemble the animated series. That changed with the sequels, which were much more in the vain of silliness of the TV version and after reading the first four comics I began to resent the things that weren't properly adapted.

Later, I happily bought the movie on DVD and it was the first time I watched a movie with the dubbed foreign language track. Seriously, you haven't lived until you've watched this with the French audio track. Don't even bother with the English subtitles. If you can combine this with drinking, it's even better.

In 2009, Baxter Avenue Theater hosted a midnight screening of it and my wife and I (both big fans) took my younger cousin to see it. She didn't have the same enthusiasm we had, but she seemed to like it. Like Jonathan, I was prepared to apologize for it but discovered instead it had held up quite well. I credit that to the very thing that I initially resisted: its basis on the original comic book material.

I did write about that screening (I couldn't find it initially, because apparently I didn't apply the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" label for some reason).

22 May 2012

"Ghost World"

Starring: Thora Birch, Scarlett Johansson, Brad Renfro with Illeana Douglas and Steve Busemi
Based on the comic book by Daniel Clowes
Written by Daniel Clowes & Terry Zwigoff
Directed by Terry Zwigoff

The first I heard of Ghost World (that I recall, anyway) was some brief coverage of the movie in Wizard. There may or may not have been a synopsis; all I can say for certain is that I was captivated by the image of Thora Birch wearing the latex mask. I always assumed it was a pseudo-Catwoman mask, but I learned recently that it is instead "a rubber bondage mask with devil horns." Regardless, I was aware that it was based on an underground comic and held in high esteem by people who knew about such things. Like so many things that cross my path, though, it remained relegated to a file in the back of my mind for several years.
In March, 2009, Howard the Duck finally came out on DVD and I had to have it so my wife and I went to Best Buy (since Walmart didn't have the decency to stock it). I came across Ghost World for $4.44 and took a chance on it as a blind buy. To show you how bad I am about actually getting around to things, I didn't finally watch the movie until 1 May 2010, when I selected it to begin that month's DVD Talk viewing challenge. I fell completely in love with the meandering coming-of-age tale.

It's been quite a while since I've thrown myself wholly into exploring a movie as thoroughly as I have with Ghost World; the last was probably Eyes Wide Shut. At Half Price Books, I picked up the soundtrack on CD and later the published screenplay. Then, a week ago, I finally bought the graphic novel at The Great Escape.

The Story

Enid (Birch) is somewhere between a precocious slacker and a lazy hipster. She's a misfit in her quiet suburban town, bored and disinterested. Growing up in LaGrange, KY, I felt like that a lot. Still do, if I'm being honest. There's that tug at 18 of having the door of youth closed on you, and while everyone has ideas of what you should or shouldn't do from that point forward, it's extremely rare that anyone actually knows what to do or how to go about it. Most people latch onto some generic outline of how to be an adult and they wing it from there. Either college or work usually offer the kind of structure that helps someone begin to figure out their direction.

I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life, and I knew that if I tried to go to college directly out of high school that I would simply screw off and waste time and money. Instead, I went to work for Walmart, taking a job unloading trucks on third shift. (I also snagged a sweet gig as "night security" I'll discuss in another post sometime.) It took just a few months of that for me to get a sense of what I didn't want to do with my life, but that's not the same as knowing what you do want to do. That took a while longer. Still, I vividly recall those first several months after graduating high school and I recognized the universal truth of Enid's plight.

Rebecca, of course, is the friend who ultimately will default to the same tried and true paradigm for life that everyone else has used. This alienates Enid, partly because she sees her friend as "selling out" the scornful values upon which their relationship has been built. Rebecca has a much easier time of it, too, finding a job and adapting to it with plans for an apartment and functioning as a real grown-up. Enid, conversely, simply cannot make herself adapt. Enter: Seymour, who comes to effectively personify for Enid that there is another way besides the soulless path down which Rebecca is choosing to follow.

On the other end of the spectrum, of course, is Seymour. He embodies the self-loathing of Clowes and the niche obsessions of Zwigoff, and both are familiar traits to I suspect most of us who identify as comic book readers, movie aficionados and other such "collector" types. The best microcosm for him is on page 54 of the script:
Yeah, well it's simple for everybody else--give 'em a Big Mac and a sport utility vehicle and they're happy! I just can't relate to 99.9% of humanity.
Yeah, well, I can't relate to humanity either, but I don't think it's totally hopeless...
But it's not totally hopeless for you... I've had it. I don't even have the energy to try anymore. You should make sure you do the exact opposite of everything I do so you don't end up like me...
I'd rather end up like you than those people at that stupid bar... At least you're an interesting person... at least you're not exactly like everybody else...
Hooray for me.
I've found myself identifying as much with Seymour as with Enid, of course, though I have to say my perspective has somewhat changed recently. I've got a new friend I met in October and we relate to one another in a way not terribly dissimilar to the way Enid and Seymour relate to one another (though without the sexual attraction). I know now what it's like to have someone younger want to live in a world where guys like Seymour and me have a fighting chance at happiness, even when guys like he and I have a hard time caring ourselves.

Perhaps nothing in this world is as moving as someone with more potential than you, taking the time to care about whether you're living up to yours. That, I believe, is the true root of Seymour's feelings for Enid. She doesn't have to care at all, yet she does. She sees more in him than he's allowed himself to see in years, and it's a reminder that he has more to give than trivia about old 78s. That's why he's willing to end his budding relationship with Dana; Enid touches a part of him that she doesn't. He could contentedly go through the motions with Dana and tell himself he's happy with a woman who doesn't really "get" him, but is happy to think she does, but he needs more than that. We all do.


Ghost World
DVD Release Date: 2 February 2002
List Price: $14.98

Unfortunately for someone like me, the DVD is very light on bonus content. There's no commentary track. Worse yet, it's non-anamorphic, meaning that all bonus content appears pillar-boxed on my TV screen. (Yes, this is a first world problem.) What is included consists of a handful of deleted and alternate scenes, a brief making-of featurette and a clip from the movie, Gumnaan of the performance of "Jaan Pehechaan Ho" that opens Ghost World. It's like if Eyes Wide Shut had been directed by Quentin Tarantino instead of Stanley Kubrick. The highlight, I suppose, is director/co-writer Terry Zwigoff talking about how his wife informed him that the one guy he should worry about leaving her alone with was Steve Buscemi.

The CD

Ghost World Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Date of Release: 14 August 2001
List Price: $14.14

One of the most important elements of Ghost World is the music. IMDb's soundtrack listing shows 36 songs appear throughout the movie. There are 20 songs on the soundtrack album, but only 14 of those appear in the film. Zwigoff added six songs from his personal library of 78s (tracks 14-19), all from the 1920s, that he felt suited the aesthetic of the film and the album. In his liner notes, Zwigoff notes that "The [Lionel] Belasco tunes chosen for the film...are taken from extremely rare original 78rpm recordings that are among the few known copies to exist." Put simply, the character of Seymour exists in many ways as a manifestation of Zwigoff himself.

As in the film, I find the two standouts to be "Jaan Pehachaan Ho" by Mohammed Rafi and "Devil Got My Woman" by Skip James. The former is punchy and fun (see the video clip above), and the latter is achingly raw. It's the kind of song that you write or sing when you have the kind of pain that can't be expressed or soothed any other way. Every time I hear it, it puts me in the mood for the humidity of Black Snake Moan. This is the kind of album you throw on after dinner, having a beer by yourself or playing Yahtzee with a friend and thinking of when you used to be impatient with the world.

The CD booklet includes a six-panel strip by Daniel Clowes, featuring Seymour giving Enid a mix tape of some of his 78s, and her listening to them with Rebecca.

The Graphic Novel

Ghost World
by Daniel Clowes
Seventeenth Softcover Edition
Designed by Daniel Clowes
Published by Thompson & Groth
Color Separations by Daniel Clowes
Date of Publication: 21 March 2003
Cover Price: $11.95
80 Pages

What I discovered when I finally read the source material was that this is one of those rare adaptations that dramatically overhauls the source material to create two distinct bodies of work. Clowes's original story was serialized in Eightball, and even in collected form it's unclear that it was ever intended to tell the kind of focused, singular narrative found in the film. Instead, each segment reads as its own episode. It calls to mind Beavis and Butt-Head, really, partly because Enid and Rebecca are presented less as sympathetic figures experiencing universal rites of passage and more as snarky, raunchy, instigating brats. Viewers of the film will still find many of the same plot points, but they're scattered and much less interconnected the way they are in the film.

Incidentally, the official movie website is still active. There is a list of F.A.Q. in the Production Notes section. One question is, "How is the movie different from the comic?"
A. For one thing, the comic is made up of bound pieces of parchment on which reproductions of hand-drawn pictographs have been imprinted, while the movie is actually made up of thousands and thousands of tiny transparent photographs.
For those more interested in content differences, I found the biggest difference to be that there's no Seymour, at least not as he appears in the film. The girls still prank the guy whose classified personals ad catches their attention, but that's near the end. Instead, the comic is dominated by an emerging love triangle of Enid, Rebecca and Josh (who is almost peripheral in the film).

As for the comic itself, Clowes's original characters live more removed from the fun stuff. They're more clearly established on the outskirts of town, constantly needing to figure out who can give them a ride somewhere. (Yes, in the film they prevail on Josh to give them a ride, but he points out while driving that they could have just walked.) The use of light cyan colored shading/coloring creates a very distinctive look throughout the otherwise black-and-white comic. The screenplay (discussed next) emphasizes that there's a noticeable blue light cast on the streets by all the TVs being watched, and I wonder if that's what the cyan here signifies.

The Screenplay

Ghost World, a Screenplay by Daniel Clowes & Terry Zwigoff
Designer - Daniel Clowes
First Assistant Designer - Dan Raeburn
Production by Dan Raeburn
Publisher - Fantagraphics Books
Date of Publication:
Cover Price: $16.95

A ten-panel strip by Clowes introduces us to Enid and Rebecca, now poised in the Hollywood scene riding high on the success of the movie. Zwigoff and Clowes each penned an introduction, commenting on the genesis of the film and how difficult it was to convince anyone to make it, etc. The draft presented is the final shooting draft, dated 25 February 2000 (revised: 7 March).

I've often heard actors say they were drawn to a movie because the script was so funny. Reading Ghost World, I got a strong sense of what that's like. Even having heard this dialog spoken in the film (and some of it originally appeared verbatim in the comic), I came across some of the driest, most deadpan quips and caught myself chuckling. There were still some changes between even the final draft and the final film. Just a little thing, but when Enid and Rebecca go to the fake-50s diner, Rebecca asks the waiter, Al, if they can call him, "'Weird' Al." This is in the comic. There, as in the screenplay, he responds, "Heh heh" and proceeds to offer the day's specials. In the film, though, Ezra Buzzington pauses and after thinking it over for a moment, says, "I'd imagine so."

Also excised from the final film is a dream sequence in which Josh gets into the shower with Enid. That, in turn, is an alteration from an entire subplot in the comic book.

What all four works have in common is the creation of a specific atmosphere that feels instantly familiar yet original. That's no small feat to accomplish. If it was, every story would feel that way. Daniel Clowes's characters are recognizable as who we used to be, facing the first real crossroads of life. What Terry Zwigoff contributed perhaps more than anything else was the reminder to make sure we listen to music not as obligatory background noise, but as works of art. In this, Ghost World is as much a paean to the budding artist as it is to the waning days of youth.
Front Row: DVD. Middle row (l to r): graphic novel, screenplay, CD. Back row: Ramona.

16 May 2012

Midnights at the Baxter Summer 2012 Lineup

It's that time of year again! As always, the summer lineup was decided by vote. Here's what Louisvillians can go see at Baxter Avenue Theaters this year.
  • 2 June RoboCop
  • 16 June Hobo with a Shotgun
  • 30 June Rollerball
  • 14 July Army of Darkness
  • 28 July Darkman
  • 11 August Tombstone
  • 25 August Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
  • 8 September Back to the Future
Don't forget to join the Fans of Midnights at the Baxter Movie Series Facebook group for up to date announcements about screenings, to make your requests and to join in the discussions about the movies screened.

Here's an IMDb list of the movies that have already played or are scheduled to play. For those of you who use ICheckMovies.com, there is also a list there of the series. The important thing is that, after nearly four years of lobbying, I finally get my crack at seeing Tombstone on the big screen! Woo hoo!

14 May 2012

My First Ever Illustrated Comic Book Storage Short Box

Ever since I was a child, I wanted to illustrate a comic book box. I never did, though. Mostly, it was because I was entirely too self-conscious of how bad an artist I was. I'm still aware I haven't put in the time or effort to become nearly as good as I maybe could, but I'm a lot less self-conscious about it today. No one will ever mistake me for anything other than what I am, of course; a crude, amateurish imitator. You know what? I'm fine with that. It's not like I'm trying to pass myself off as a pro or anything. I sketch because I enjoy it. I want to get better, sure, but I'm not worried about other people seeing what I've done and reacting with disdain. That's why not only have I finally attempted to appease my inner child, but I'm sharing the results with you now, Dear Reader.

You'll note an absence of superheroes save one. That was very deliberate. I could have done an entire Bat-box, for instance, and I was very tempted to do that. I may do one in the future, but I decided that I really wanted this first illustrated box to represent a look at the diversity of the medium. The only character on this entire box I have ever attempted to sketch before is the lone superhero, The Tick. I never did many Tick sketches, though, probably only three or four ever, and none in the last decade that I can recall. It was pretty ambitious to do an entire box of characters I had never sketched before, but what fun!

Comic Book Storage Short Box ($3.75 on sale from $5.00 at The Great Escape)
General Pencil - Sketch & Wash #588BP ($2.99 at Michael's)
Craft Smart Paint Pen - black, broad line ($2.29 at Michael's)
I dashed off just a little red using an old felt tip pen I had lying around.

Side A - pencils and inks 12 May


  • The Tick - The Tick: Luny Bin Trilogy #1 cover by Eli Stone
  • Abbey Chase - Danger Girl: The Dangerous Collection #1 by J. Scott Campbell
  • Marv silhouette on a wall - Sin City: Just Another Saturday Night #1/2 by Frank Miller

Abbey was the character who intimidated me the most, without question. I resolved going into this, though, that my goal was to evoke the characters and not the work of specific artists. That is to say, I wasn't trying to duplicate J. Scott Campbell. I was just trying to put Abbey Chase onto the box. Her legs disappeared in the inking process and I'm not very happy with her hands and gun, but otherwise I'm pretty content with the way she turned out.

Side B - pencils and inks 13 May (Fone Bone, Betty & Veronica) and 14 May (Enid)


  • Fone Bone - Bone: Out from Boneville Scholastic trade paperback, art by Jeff Smith
  • Betty & Veronica - Pep Comics featuring Betty & Veronica Free Comic Book Day 2011, art by Dan Parent
  • Enid - Ghost World Seventeenth edition softcover, art by Daniel Clowes

Bone was originally blocked out for Side A, but once I actually began to sketch Abbey Chase, it became apparent that he would work better somewhere else. It was just as well, because all I had for sure for Side B were Betty & Veronica! I eventually decided that the remaining space would be a good place for Enid. It seemed appropriate to her character, too, to be on the side with the all-ages characters, but looking away.

Side C - pencils and inks 14 May and 18 June
  • Deena Pilgrim - sketch by Michael Avon Oeming (14 May)
  • Wendy Watson - The Middleman vol. 2., art by Les McClaine [I'm not sure which specific issue; I checked out The Middleman: The Complete Series Indispensability! from the library.] (18 June)
  • Marjane Satrapi - cover of The Complete Persepolis, art by Marjane Satrapi (18 June)
Deena Pilgrim had to go on this box, partly to represent Powers and partly because I love her. I looked at the covers to the second volume's #9, #12 and #20 and some promotional images before finding that sketch by Oeming. It was perfect for what I wanted. I'm very happy with the way she turned out, though I admit I feel like there's something somewhat reminiscent of Huey Freeman to her.

Side D - pencils and inks 14 May


  • Francine & Katchoo - Strangers in Paradise: It's a Good Life, art by Terry Moore
As with Deena Pilgrim, I searched for quite a while before finding the image to use for Francine & Katchoo. At one point, it was just going to be Katchoo. For a while, I wanted to use issue #11. I even had it in mind to incorporate Batwoman into that side, taken from Amy Reeder's cover to Batwoman #8. She was going to be perched atop the lid, with her cape flowing down into the side of the box in front of the moon from the Strangers in Paradise cover. At the last minute, though, I settled on the cover to the third trade paperback collection. Why did I omit David? I'm not really sure. He just didn't feel right to me for this box, though I confess that open space on the side is awfully conspicuous and I think I may add him at some point in the future.

I'm pretty sure Young Travis is happy with the way this turned out, though I know part of him wants to yell, "BUT THERE'S NO BATMAN!" I'm strongly considering doing a Bat-box next, though, so that should mollify him.

06 May 2012

Cinemark Classic Series 2012

While checking for matinee show times and prices for The Avengers just now, I happened upon a page promoting a forthcoming Cinemark Classic Series. Every Wednesday in June and July, Cinemark will screen a specific classic film in all its digitally restored glory. Fans of 35mm film prints need not bother, but for those who can accept the newfangled digital projections, here's the lineup.
  • 6/6 The Exorcist
  • 6/13 Citizen Kane
  • 6/20 Cool Hand Luke
  • 6/27 The Searchers
  • 7/4 That's Entertainment
  • 7/11 A Clockwork Orange
  • 7/18 North by Northwest
  • 7/25 Cabaret
Note: Each show plays at 2:00 and again at 7:00 and special event ticketing prices apply to either show.

05 May 2012


Today, incidentally, is the early May Trifecta. The first Saturday in May is always the Kentucky Derby as well as Free Comic Book Day, and this year it also falls on Cinco de Mayo. Clearly, there's only one thing to do: Go to The Great Escape for some free comics and then flake out at a Derby party knocking back margaritas the rest of the day. I'm wiped out from a rough last couple of days of not sleeping, though, so I won't be doing any of that, but you should!

Speaking of Free Comic Book Day; I already posted a list of this year's free issues, but Ty Templeton created a really nice primer cartoon for those of you who might be going to your first FCBD. Take a moment and enjoy "Free Bun Toons! YAY!" and then go ahead and explore Art Land. It's one of the few blogs I've kept reading since I discovered it. (I admit: I'm a fickle blog reader.)

We had some pretty bodacious storms last night and this morning, but I was so exhausted I slept through most of them. I woke up around 5:30 this morning, though, and decided to finally tackle a sketch idea I've had for months: The Breaking of the Batman from Batman #497, but redressed as Bane and Batman will appear in The Dark Knight Rises. It took me about an hour, using promotional images for some DC Collectibles statues for reference. I'm pretty happy with how Bane turned out, and all things considered, I'm content with Batman. That arm gave me fits and I'm still not in love with it. I've never drawn the Christian Bale Batman before, so I thought it turned out okay given the awkwardness of that pose.

The Breaking of the Dark Knight by ~minlshaw on deviantART

I've also done quite a lot of writing in the last week, though much of it hasn't been for this blog. I've penned a few blog posts for Flickchart, most of which are already live. I'd appreciate if you would take a moment and look at these, and if you thought to share them or comment on them, that wouldn't hurt my feelings. (Unless, of course, you wrote hurtful comments.)

Soundtracks of Significance: Pure Country

Okay, this one went live a week ago and I actually wrote it a couple of weeks ago, but I still want to draw attention to it because I'm shameless like that. Believe it or not, but this year marks the 20th anniversary of George Strait's feature film debut (excluding, of course, a bit part he and his band had in 1982's The Soldier). In this piece, I take a look at the soundtrack album.

Flickcharting with The Avengers

I use The Avengers to help illustrate some of the different things you can do with Flickchart. If you've been curious about Flickchart but haven't explored the site yet, this primer is for you!

Is What You Like, Good? Anthony O. Scott, Samuel L. Jackson & the Debate over Quality

My take on the recent Twitter feud between film critic Anthony O. Scott and actor Samuel L. Jackson.

In addition to those posts (and a couple yet to be published), I participated in a Facebook conversation with a fellow Flickcharter about a peculiar topic that came up during dinner with her boyfriend: "What would it be like if your mouth could reverse time?" Whatever you put in your mouth would go through a sort of Benjamin Button effect, basically. It was just the kind of bizarre absurdity that I dig, and she archived that conversation in a blog post of hers yesterday. This is her personal blog, which I find engaging and very accessible and I encourage you to look around there. I know not all of my readers are very big on Christianity, which is a strong theme of Hannah's, but I would hope you're enough of a grownup to set aside your ambivalence toward religion because she's got some terrific stories and some very thoughtful perspectives on her faith. She also maintains Hannah and Her Movies, a sort of diary of the movies she watches. She's spoiler-free (or, at least, very spoiler-light) and extremely concise.

The big news, though, is something I wasn't sure about sharing yet but...

ForCrohns.org is compiling writings from a very diverse cross-section of people with the purpose of publishing a book that will take a very holistic view of what life with Crohn's really is. Topics will range from diet, medication and surgery to impact on work, school, dating and everything else. This call for submissions came to my attention via a fellow Crohnie on Twitter, and while I don't want to either brag or jinx myself, I've currently got two pieces before the committee! It'll be a while yet before I know whether either of them makes the final cut, of course, and it's entirely possible neither will, but it's exciting all the same just to be in the mix!

04 May 2012

Batman Returns & Rises: Comics Then & Now

This year brings us The Dark Knight Rises, and it also marks the 20th anniversaries of both Batman Returns and Batman: The Animated Series. First off: Yes, really, it's been two whole decades. I know! While reading through some Legends of the Dark Knight comics the other night, I got to thinking of how different the comic book landscape is today than it was then.

This year also marks the twentieth anniversary of Image Comics, believe it or not. Those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, Image was founded as a coalition of several of the industry's hottest writers and artists who elected to go into business as a cartel rather than continue to work for hire by the Big Two (Marvel and DC). Image got off to a shaky start; many of the launch titles failed to meet their delivery dates on a consistent basis but fans bought 'em up whenever they did hit the shelves. It was a watershed moment for the industry, comparable to when Curt Flood filed for free agency in baseball. Ever since then, Marvel and DC have had a sort of love/hate relationship with talent; they've thrown lucrative contracts for exclusivity at some of the creators, while others they've essentially tried to shrug off. "Oh, Jeph Loeb is writing exclusively for Marvel now? Um, yeah...well, we still get to republish The Long Halloween so there's that."

Comic buyers have changed dramatically, too, and the roots of this paradigm shift can also be found in the intervening years. It was the end of 1992 when DC killed Superman, which triggered not only an entire yearlong saga comprising Superman's death, funeral and return; but soon Batman and Green Lantern would undergo their own comparable events. The massive crossover epic became the storytelling convention of the era, ultimately alienating readers like me who had grown wary of having to buy more than one comic a week just to follow a single story. It ate up too much of not just my comic book budget, but my meager budget overall. Sorry, Jeff Smith and Terry Moore; I really did want to read Bone and Strangers in Paradise but Batman wouldn't let me. I had to instead buy assorted issues of titles like Showcase '93 and Justice League Task Force.

For a brief time in the early 90s, Marvel Comics did some major expanding. They bought controlling stock in Toybiz, which manufactured Marvel action figures until it closed its doors a few years ago and led Marvel to a licensing agreement with Hasbro. They bought Malibu Comics not for their comic book characters, but because Malibu also produced video games and Marvel wanted in on that action. Then they bought Fleer, the baseball card company, so that they could dramatically expand their non-sports trading card output. That was the first of two moves that went south, because right after that deal was when the MLBPA went on strike and nobody wanted baseball cards in 1994. The baseball card hobby never fully recovered from that strike, and so it came to be that Marvel had to compensate for that loss by boosting cover prices of their comics. To justify it, they added a ton of gimmicky covers (die cut, embossed holofoil, anyone?).

The other big thing Marvel did was to not renew their distribution deal with Diamond Comics and to try to go it alone. The problem was that many of the comic book shops relied on their Marvel purchases to help meet their monthly ordering minimums from Diamond. They simply could not afford to order their minimum from Diamond without Marvel, and then to order Marvel from Marvel, too. This experiment in distribution seems to be forgotten today, when fans and creators alike often decry Diamond's monopoly. I'm not saying it's a good thing for the industry, mind you. I'm just saying that if anyone wants to try to operate outside of Diamond to get their comics on shelves, there are some valuable lessons to be learned from the failure of one of the Big Two.

Eventually, Marvel and Diamond made up but by the turn of the century, the mass market was kaput. No longer could you buy Batman or Spider-Man comic books at mass retailers like Walmart, or grocery stores, pharmacies or gas stations. If you don't live in a community with a comic specialty shop, you simply do not have access to comic books anymore. Trade paperback collected editions and graphic novels became more prominently sold at major bookstores like Borders and Barnes & Noble, and they've maintained a small selection of monthly comics. Still, that doesn't help all the potential readers who don't live in a community with such a bookstore.

Just for the sake of illustration, here's a Then & Now look at how Batman fared in comics in 1992 and so far this year. Remember, that year brought the second live action movie and the beginning of what we now refer to as the Timmverse (named for Bruce Timm, who designed and has produced all the DC Universe animated projects since).

Note: There is a discrepancy between the cover date and the actual publication date. For that reason, some issues with a 1992 cover date were actually published in the end of 1991 and some issues that were actually on sale in 1992 had a 1993 cover date. I've stuck with cover dates for the purpose of this illustration.

What's curious is that, already, there are nearly thrice as many Batman comics and books hitting shelves in 2012 as there were in 1992. There is a heavy emphasis presently on collected editions; 46 by my count versus just five in '92. These figures are not 100% accurate, mind you. For one thing, there were 1992 editions of some collected editions that are omitted by my count. There are some collected edition reprints in the 2012 totals (sounds redundant, I know!), partly because in the case of the three volumes of Knightfall, DC has restructured those editions to include material omitted from the previous collected editions. They're essentially different from their predecessors, rather than the same content with a new cover. Some of these reissued collections made the list, though, because I've been out of the game for a decade and had a hard time telling what was actually new!

Also, Batman and his supporting cast have spread so much throughout the DC Universe that it is almost impossible now to find any ongoing series that doesn't feature at least one member of the Batfamily somehow. I have omitted from the 2012 figures, for instance, the series Suicide Squad despite the inclusion of Harley Quinn in its roster.

It's certainly odd that we keep hearing how the industry is on its deathbed, but DC has managed to drum up all this Bat-content. Some of the reissues were clearly selected with this year's Dark Knight Rises in mind (Batman Versus Bane; the three volumes of Batman: Knightfall and Batman: Prey, which I omitted). Several of the collected editions on the 2012 list, though, are from the New 52 relaunch or collect material published in 2012 (Batman: Arkham City, Penguin: Pain and Prejudice, etc.). That still leaves quite a lot of pre-New 52 content that is not obviously connected with this year's movie that DC felt needed to be collected. What I found particularly surprising was that there are no less than four collections of story arcs from my beloved Legends of the Dark Knight - a series whose final issue was published five years ago! It's not like these were the last of the pre-New 52 stories waiting to be finished off.

It would be far more helpful, of course, to have actual sales figures for these issues and books to paint a more complete picture of the differences between then and now. I can tell you, cover prices have inflated dramatically. In 1992, the basic comics were $1.25 apiece. Mid-range books like Shadow of the Bat were $1.50 and premiere books like LOTDK were $1.75. Today, DC's 32 page books are $2.99 apiece and the 40 pagers are $3.99.

1992 (84 total issues and books)

Ongoing titles (55 issues)
  • Batman (15 issues; went biweekly for three months) plus Batman Annual #16
  • Detective Comics (15 issues; went biweekly for three months) plus Detective Comics Annual #5
  • Legends of the Dark Knight (12 issues) plus Legends of the Dark Knight Annual #2
  • Batman: Shadow of the Bat (7 issues cover dated 1992) NEW SERIES
  • The Batman Adventures (3 issues cover dated 1992) NEW SERIES
Mini-series (14 issues)
  • Batman: Gotham Nights (4 issues)
  • Batman versus Predator (issues 2 & 3 cover dated 1992)
  • Batman: Run, Riddler, Run (3 issues)
  • Batman: Sword of Azrael (issues 1-3 cover dated 1992)
  • Robin 3000 (2 issues)
One shot issues (7 issues)
  • Batman: A Word to the Wise
  • The Batman Gallery
  • Batman/Green Arrow: The Poison Tomorrow
  • Batman Returns: The Official Comic Adaptation of the Warner Bros. Motion Picture
  • Batman: The Blue, the Grey and the Bat
  • Catwoman Defiant
  • Penguin Triumphant
Graphic novels (3)
  • Batman & Dracula: Red Rain
  • Batman: Birth of the Demon
  • Batman: Night Cries
Collected editions (5; note: does not include reprints of previously published collected editions)
  • Batman: Blind Justice
  • Batman: Faces
  • Batman: Gothic
  • Batman: The Dark Knight Archives, Volume One
  • The Many Deaths of the Batman
2012 (230 issues and books - and counting!)

Ongoing series (165+ issues) (note: issue counts are best guesses since the year is still in progress)
  • Batgirl (12 issues)
  • Batman (12 issues) plus Batman Annual #1
  • Batman and Robin (12 issues)
  • Batman: Arkham Unhinged (#1-?)  NEW SERIES
  • Batman Beyond Unlimited (12 issues) NEW SERIES
  • Batman: The Dark Knight (12 issues)
  • Batman Incorporated (8 issues) NEW SERIES
  • Batwing (12 issues)
  • Batwoman (12 issues)
  • Birds of Prey (12 issues)
  • Catwoman (12 issues)
  • Detective Comics (12 issues)
  • Justice League [Batman is a starring member] (12 issues)
  • Nightwing (12 issues)
  • Red Hood and the Outsiders (12 issues)
Mini Series (15 issues)
  • Batman: Odyssey, vol. 2 (6 issues cover dated 2012)
  • The Huntress (5 of 6 issues cover dated 2012)
  • Penguin: Pain and Prejudice (4 issues cover dated 2012)
One-shots (1)
  • Batman, Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes!
Graphic Novels (2)
  • Batman: Death by Design
  • Batman: Earth One
Collected Editions (47)
  • Batgirl Vol. 1: The Darkest Reflection HC
  • Batman Vol. 1: The Court of the Owls HC
  • Batman & Robin: Batman Must Die!
  • Batman & Robin: Dark Knight vs. White Knight
  • Batman & Robin Vol. 1: Born to Kill HC
  • Batman Archives, Volume Eight
  • Batman: Arkham City
  • Batman: Arkham Unhinged
  • Batman: Bad
  • Batman Beyond: Industrial Revolution
  • Batman: Birth of the Demon
  • Batman: Blaze of Glory
  • Batman: Bruce Wayne - The Road Home
  • The Batman Chronicles, Vol. 11
  • Batman: Detective Comics Vol. 1: Faces of Death HC
  • Batman: Don't Blink
  • Batman: Eye of the Beholder
  • Batman: Gates of Gotham
  • Batman: Gotham Shall Be Judged
  • Batman Incorporated Vol. 1 Deluxe Edition HC
  • Batman: Knightfall Volume One
  • Batman: Knightfall Volume Two: KnightQuest
  • Batman: Knightfall Volume Three: KnightsEnd
  • Batman: Odyssey
  • Batman: The Black Glove Deluxe Edition HC
  • Batman: The Black Mirror
  • Batman: The Dark Knight Vol.1: Knight Terrors HC
  • Batman: The Secret City
  • Batman: Time and the Batman
  • Batman: Urban Legend
  • Batman Versus Bane
  • Batman Versus the Black Glove
  • Batwing Vol. 1: The Lost Kingdom
  • Batwoman Vol. 1: Hydrology HC
  • Birds of Prey Vol. 1: Trouble in Mind
  • Catwoman Vol. 1: The Game HC
  • Flashpoint: The World of Batman
  • Gotham Central: Book Four - Corrigan
  • Gotham City Sirens: Division
  • Huntress: Crossbow at the Crossroads
  • Justice League Vol. 1: Secret Origins HC
  • Legends of the Dark Knight: Alan Davis
  • Nightwing Vol. 1: Traps and Trapezes
  • Penguin: Pain and Prejudice
  • Red Hood and the Outlaws: REDemption
  • Red Robin: Seven Days of Death
  • Superman/Batman: Sorcerer Kings

03 May 2012

"Dog"ging George Strait

A fairly popular Twitter game involves substituting a given word into song or movie titles. This is not original, mind you; we've been doing it for ages. About a decade ago, I got onto a kick of substituting the word "dog" into titles of George Strait songs. It works surprisingly well. Here are my Top 20 favorites:

20. "A Dog I Can't Put Out" ("Fire")
19. "I Saw Dog Today" ("God")
18. "I Met a Dog of Yours Today" ("Friend")
17. "That's Where I Wanna Take Our Dog" ("Love")
16. "Carrying Your Dog with Me" ("Love")
15. "Famous Last Words of a Dog" ("Fool")
14. "It Ain't Cool to Be Crazy About Dog" ("You")
13. "Which Side of the Dog" ("Glass")
12. "I've Come to Expect It from Dog" ("You")
11. "Gone as a Dog Can Get" ("Girl")
10. "So Much Like My Dog" ("Dad")
9. "She'll Leave You with a Dog" ("Smile")
8. "I'd Like to Have That Dog Back" ("One")
7. "You Can't Make a Dog Love Somebody" ("Heart")
6. "She Knows When You're on My Dog" ("Mind")
5. "What's Going On in Your Dog" ("World")
4. "Stay Out of My Dog" ("Heart")
3. "Don't Tell Me You're Not in Dog" ("Love")
2. "Why Can't I Leave Dog Alone" ("Her")
1. "We Really Shouldn't Be Doing Dog" ("This")

The best part is that for most of these, if you carry this through to singing along with the songs, they become better. For instance:

"Stay out of my dog/take my advice/it's easy to break the same dog twice/Let's stop the hurt before it starts/Don't follow me/stay out of my dog"

Granted, "starts" and "dog" don't rhyme. But by then, does it really matter? Thought not.